February 2012
My computer is broken
There’s no way I’ll be able to afford a new one
Goddamn everything
/tumbling from my meager iPod
thehalfbloodgranger:
It’s not like the Harry Potter series impacted the lives of two or three generations.
They don’t deserve any awards, nah.
PLEASE dear fucking god LET MELISSA MCCARTHY WIN
willyousmile:
someone tell me why twilight is sharing the same screen as forrest gump
these interviews are great, I'm dying
thevogonpoetess:
my career ambition is to be an oscar seat-filler
pureblood-:
Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
Jane Eyre should have won
the costumes were perfect, the way they were described in the book
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if Melissa Mccarthy doesn't win this oscar, I am...
martinfreemansnose:
Sometimes I forget that sex is a real thing that people do and it doesn’t just happen in fanfiction
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
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queeniman:
I’m sorry that you’re so oppressed
Does your father beat you?
Are you going to be forced to have an arranged marriage?
mothafickle:
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afghanistanini:
remember when “Just Dance” came out and we all thought Lady Gaga was relatively normal and then like “Pokerface” came out and then “Alejandro” and every song got progressively weirder and then she wore a meat dress and we all realized what we had gotten ourselves into by giving her attention
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skankpatrol:
when somebody likes and reblogs your post
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